Modern Family

tvquotes:

Alex: What’s Jagermeister?

Phil: Um, well,you know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her?  Well this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

Something I learned last night

boxedclouds:

Now repeat after me:

__(insert person’s name/whatever you desire)__ won’t make me happy.

____________ won’t give me the peace I need.

____________ won’t take away my fears

____________ won’t take away my insecurities.

____________ won’t make me perfect

Reblogging because I need to remember this more often